There has been no dearth of times when I wished I could call myself a Maharashtrian or a Tamilian. Even Gujarati, Rajasthani, Bengali or Assamese would have done as well. Fate, and circumstances of birth, however, make this impossible.
Whenever anyone asks me, and I dread it when they do, where I am from, this is how the conversation usually flows.
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